{"product_id":"crackers-losing-their-shit-shirt","title":"Crackers losing their shit shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMade-to-Order Graphic Apparel – Bold \u0026amp; Comfortable\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat feeling when someone stops you and says \u003cem\u003e“yo, where’d you get that?”\u003c\/em\u003e – that’s what this is. Premium Gildan® cotton, DTG-printed so the colors hit different and never fade. Your new go-to, trust us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eSeeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on \u003cstrong\u003eLong Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eZero Compromise\u003c\/strong\u003e – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eNot Your Average Blank\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eMove Freely\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eSustainably Sourced\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt (5.3 oz) \u0026amp; Long Sleeve (6 oz):\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs \u0026amp; waistband.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey uses a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose Your Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure about sizing? 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