{"product_id":"democracys-collapsing-but-these-wieners-be-slappin-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Democracy’s collapsing but these wieners be slappin’ Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCustom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eImage shows a tee, but this design is printed on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes It Hit Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLooks Fresh, Stays Fresh\u003c\/strong\u003e – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFeels Like a Hug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eWear It With Pride\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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