{"product_id":"geese-are-just-prole-swans-goose-swan-proletariat-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Geese Are Just Prole Swans goose swan proletariat Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCustom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildan® Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Proof Color\u003c\/strong\u003e – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for Real Life\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eGood Cotton, Good Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. 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