{"product_id":"german-shepherd-if-you-think-aging-turns-us-into-sweet-old-ladies-first-mistake-unisex-t-shirt","title":"German shepherd if you think aging turns us into sweet old ladies first mistake Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes It Hit Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort-Level: 10\/10\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eThrow It On \u0026amp; Go\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eGood Cotton, Good Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. 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