{"product_id":"heaven-doesnt-want-me-and-hells-afraid-ill-take-over-unisex-t-shirt","title":"HEAVEN DOESN’T WANT ME AND HELL’S AFRAID I’LL TAKE OVER Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCustom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eImage shows a tee, but this design is printed on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Everyone’s Grabbing This\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eNo Cheap Print Here\u003c\/strong\u003e – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly \u0026amp; Soft\u003c\/strong\u003e – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Cotton, Real Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey is 90\/10 cotton\/poly for a heathered look.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour Perfect Match\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReference the charts below before you order:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; line-height:1.4; }\n  .pc-card *, .pc-card 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class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 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