{"product_id":"i-fuck-on-the-first-date-slogan-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I fuck on the first date slogan Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort First, Always\u003c\/strong\u003e – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eGood Cotton, Good Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTees \u0026amp; Long Sleeves:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Blend Fleece:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eColor \u0026amp; Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure about sizing? 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