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Machine-wash friendly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort-Level: 10\/10\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eMove Freely\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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