{"product_id":"i-rolled-my-eyes-so-hard-i-checked-out-my-own-ass-unisex-t-shirt","title":"І ROLLED MY EYES SO HARD I CHECKED OUT MY OWN ASS Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOriginal Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildan® fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eWhat you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in \u003cstrong\u003e4 different styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFeels Like a Hug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for Real Life\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eTrust the Source\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. 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