{"product_id":"i-was-tortured-in-the-corgi-cafe-basement-shirt","title":"I Was Tortured In The Corgi Cafe Basement Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eWhat you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in \u003cstrong\u003e4 different styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eButtery Soft Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eAll-Day Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Cotton, Real Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFleece (Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie):\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz cotton\/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey is 90\/10 cotton\/poly for a heathered look.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Color Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReference the charts below before you order:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; line-height:1.4; }\n  .pc-card *, .pc-card *::before, .pc-card *::after { box-sizing:border-box; }\n  .pc-title { margin:0 0 16px; font-size:1.1em; font-weight:700; }\n  .pc-grid { display:grid; grid-template-columns:repeat(6, 1fr); gap:22px 8px; justify-items:center; margin:0 0 4px; }\n  .pc-swatch { display:flex; flex-direction:column; align-items:center; width:100%; max-width:78px; text-align:center; }\n  .pc-swatch svg { display:block; margin-bottom:8px; filter:drop-shadow(0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.25)); }\n  .pc-swatch span { font-size:0.76em; font-weight:700; letter-spacing:0.02em; text-transform:uppercase; }\n  .pc-style { margin-top:18px; border-top:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); padding-top:12px; }\n  .pc-style summary { cursor:pointer; font-weight:700; font-size:1em; list-style:none; }\n  .pc-style summary::-webkit-details-marker { display:none; }\n  .pc-style summary::before { content:\"\\25B8\"; display:inline-block; width:1em; transition:transform .15s ease; font-size:0.8em; }\n  .pc-style[open] summary::before { transform:rotate(90deg); }\n  .pc-style .pc-tw { overflow-x:auto; margin-top:10px; }\n  .pc-style table { width:100%; min-width:280px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:0.88em; }\n  .pc-style th, .pc-style td { padding:7px 10px; text-align:left; white-space:nowrap; border-bottom:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 12%, transparent); }\n  .pc-style th { font-weight:600; opacity:0.65; }\n  @media (max-width:480px) {\n    .pc-grid { grid-template-columns:repeat(3, 1fr); gap:16px 6px; }\n    .pc-swatch svg { width:44px; height:44px; }\n    .pc-style table { font-size:0.82em; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"pc-title\"\u003eAvailable Colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#FFFFFF\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#25282A\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#CABFAD\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#97999B\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSport Grey\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#263147\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNavy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#E4C6D4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight Pink\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#224D8F\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoyal\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#5F605B\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePepper\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#424F5A\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Heather\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#2F4538\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForest Green\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#A4C8E1\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight Blue\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 in (86.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (92 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5 in (85 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (74 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (102 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35 in (89 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (112 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.5 in (93 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (79 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (122 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 in (97 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.5 in (100 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (84 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.5 in (100 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 in (86 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 in (99 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 in (68.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5 in (85.09 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34.5 in (87.63 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35.5 in (90.17 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.5 in (92.71 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 in (95.25 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38.5 in (97.79 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64 in (162.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.5 in (100.33 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 in (68.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64 in (162.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReview the color \u0026amp; size charts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your preferred options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace your order – easy as 1-2-3.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eMade in:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eRush Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eWorldwide:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach piece is \u003cstrong\u003eprinted on demand\u003c\/strong\u003e after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns aren’t available, but reach out if you need any help – we’ve got you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 Discover more at \u003cstrong\u003eDistortTees.com\u003c\/strong\u003e – where great design meets great quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DistortTees","offers":[{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67726900232350,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67726900265118,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67726900297886,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67726900330654,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726900363422,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726900396190,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726900428958,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67726900461726,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67726900494494,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67726900527262,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67726900560030,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726900592798,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726900625566,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67726900658334,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67726900691102,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67726900723870,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67726900756638,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726900789406,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726900822174,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726900854942,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67726900887710,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67726900920478,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67726900953246,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67726900986014,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726901018782,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726901051550,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726901084318,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":67726901117086,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":67726901149854,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":67726901182622,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":67726901215390,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726901248158,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726901280926,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67726901313694,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67726901346462,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67726901379230,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67726901411998,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726901444766,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726901477534,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67726901510302,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67726901543070,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67726901575838,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67726901608606,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726901641374,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726901674142,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67726901706910,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67726901739678,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67726901772446,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67726901805214,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726901837982,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726901870750,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67726901903518,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67726901936286,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67726901969054,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67726902001822,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726902034590,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726902067358,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67726902100126,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67726902132894,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67726902165662,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67726902198430,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726902231198,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726902263966,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67726902296734,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67726902329502,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67726902362270,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67726902395038,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726902427806,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726902460574,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67726902493342,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67726902526110,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67726902558878,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67726902591646,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726902624414,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726902657182,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726902689950,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67726902722718,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67726902755486,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67726902788254,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67726902821022,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726902853790,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726902886558,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67726902919326,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67726902952094,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67726902984862,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67726903017630,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726903050398,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726903083166,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726903115934,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67726903148702,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67726903181470,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67726903214238,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67726903247006,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726903279774,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726903312542,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726903345310,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":67726903378078,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":67726903410846,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":67726903443614,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":67726903476382,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726903509150,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726903541918,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67726903574686,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67726903607454,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67726903640222,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67726903672990,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726903705758,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726903738526,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67726903771294,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67726903804062,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67726903836830,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67726903869598,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726903902366,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726903935134,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67726903967902,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67726904000670,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67726904033438,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67726904066206,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726904098974,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726904131742,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67726904164510,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67726904197278,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67726904230046,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67726904262814,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726904295582,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726904328350,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67726904361118,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67726904393886,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67726904426654,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67726904459422,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726904492190,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726904524958,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67726904557726,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67726904590494,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67726904623262,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67726904656030,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726904688798,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726904721566,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726904754334,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67726904787102,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67726904819870,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67726904852638,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67726904885406,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726904918174,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726904950942,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67726904983710,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67726905016478,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67726905049246,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67726905082014,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726905114782,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726905147550,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726905180318,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67726905213086,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67726905245854,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67726905278622,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67726905311390,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726905344158,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726905376926,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67726905409694,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":67726905442462,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":67726905475230,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":67726905507998,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":67726905540766,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726905573534,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726905606302,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67726905639070,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67726905671838,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67726905704606,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67726905737374,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726905770142,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726905802910,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67726905835678,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67726905868446,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67726905901214,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67726905933982,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726905966750,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726905999518,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67726906032286,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67726906065054,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67726906097822,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67726906130590,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726906163358,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726906196126,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67726906228894,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67726906261662,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67726906294430,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67726906327198,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726906359966,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726906392734,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67726906425502,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67726906458270,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67726906491038,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67726906523806,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726906556574,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726906589342,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67726906622110,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67726906654878,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67726906687646,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67726906720414,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726906753182,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726906785950,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67726906818718,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67726906851486,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67726906884254,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67726906917022,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726906949790,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726906982558,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67726907015326,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67726907048094,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67726907080862,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67726907113630,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726907146398,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726907179166,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67726907211934,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67726907244702,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67726907277470,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67726907310238,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726907343006,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726907375774,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67726907408542,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67726907441310,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67726907474078,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67726907506846,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726907539614,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726907572382,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67726907605150,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67726907637918,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67726907670686,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67726907703454,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726907736222,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726907768990,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67726907801758,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67726907834526,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67726907867294,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67726907900062,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726907932830,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726907965598,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67726907998366,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67726908031134,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67726908063902,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67726908096670,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726908129438,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726908162206,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67726908194974,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67726908227742,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67726908260510,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67726908293278,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67726908326046,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67726908358814,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3660\/0990\/files\/I-Was-Tortured-In-The-Corgi-Cafe-Basement-Shirt-black-T-shirt-black.jpg?v=1792702004","url":"https:\/\/distorttees.com\/products\/i-was-tortured-in-the-corgi-cafe-basement-shirt","provider":"Distort Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}