{"product_id":"if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-its-only-attempted-murder-unisex-t-shirt","title":"If at First You Don’t Succeed It’s Only Attempted Murder Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eStatement Apparel – Premium Quality, Printed on Demand\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePicture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e it’s the one. Soft Gildan® fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eWhat you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in \u003cstrong\u003e4 different styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Everyone’s Grabbing This\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLooks Fresh, Stays Fresh\u003c\/strong\u003e – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort-Level: 10\/10\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eSustainably Sourced\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 in (86.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv 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