{"product_id":"if-you-want-me-to-control-my-temper-you-need-to-control-your-stupidity-shirt","title":"If you want me to control my temper you need to control your stupidity shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eDon’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Proof Color\u003c\/strong\u003e – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFeels Like a Hug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eWear It With Pride\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterial Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt (5.3 oz) \u0026amp; Long Sleeve (6 oz):\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 cotton\/polyester (8 oz) – warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour Perfect Match\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; 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