{"product_id":"just-a-dad-who-always-came-back-with-the-milk-retro-t-shirt","title":"JUST A DAD WHO ALWAYS CAME BACK WITH THE MILK Retro T-shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eImage shows a tee, but this design is printed on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003ePut It On, Forget It’s There\u003c\/strong\u003e – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eFrom American Farms\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. 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