{"product_id":"primus-fuck-trump-aunt-sue-double-middle-finger-shirt","title":"Primus Fuck Trump Aunt Sue Double Middle Finger shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCustom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eSeeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on \u003cstrong\u003eLong Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Cotton, Real Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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