{"product_id":"squirters-fuck-better-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Squirters fuck better Unisex T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Everyone’s Grabbing This\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLooks Fresh, Stays Fresh\u003c\/strong\u003e – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eButtery Soft Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eWear It With Pride\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose Your Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; 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