{"product_id":"the-breadsticks-do-be-unlimited-but-my-time-one-earth-is-finite-big-dawg-shirt","title":"The breadsticks do be unlimited but my time one Earth is finite big dawg shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eStatement Apparel – Premium Quality, Printed on Demand\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your style and we handle the rest.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eStudio-Grade Print\u003c\/strong\u003e – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. 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