{"product_id":"the-tortured-moms-department-mama-swift-t-shirt","title":"The Tortured Moms Department Mama Swift T-shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eExclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePicture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e it’s the one. Soft Gildan® fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eThrow It On \u0026amp; Go\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eWear It With Pride\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTees \u0026amp; Long Sleeves:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Blend Fleece:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Color Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure about sizing? Check our charts below:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; line-height:1.4; }\n  .pc-card *, .pc-card *::before, .pc-card *::after { box-sizing:border-box; }\n  .pc-title { margin:0 0 16px; font-size:1.1em; font-weight:700; }\n  .pc-grid { display:grid; grid-template-columns:repeat(6, 1fr); gap:22px 8px; justify-items:center; margin:0 0 4px; }\n  .pc-swatch { display:flex; flex-direction:column; align-items:center; width:100%; max-width:78px; text-align:center; }\n  .pc-swatch svg { display:block; margin-bottom:8px; filter:drop-shadow(0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.25)); }\n  .pc-swatch span { font-size:0.76em; font-weight:700; letter-spacing:0.02em; text-transform:uppercase; }\n  .pc-style { margin-top:18px; border-top:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); padding-top:12px; }\n  .pc-style summary { cursor:pointer; font-weight:700; font-size:1em; list-style:none; }\n  .pc-style summary::-webkit-details-marker { display:none; }\n  .pc-style summary::before { content:\"\\25B8\"; display:inline-block; width:1em; transition:transform .15s ease; font-size:0.8em; }\n  .pc-style[open] summary::before { transform:rotate(90deg); }\n  .pc-style .pc-tw { overflow-x:auto; margin-top:10px; }\n  .pc-style table { width:100%; min-width:280px; border-collapse:collapse; font-size:0.88em; }\n  .pc-style th, .pc-style td { padding:7px 10px; text-align:left; white-space:nowrap; border-bottom:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 12%, transparent); }\n  .pc-style th { font-weight:600; opacity:0.65; }\n  @media (max-width:480px) {\n    .pc-grid { grid-template-columns:repeat(3, 1fr); gap:16px 6px; }\n    .pc-swatch svg { width:44px; height:44px; }\n    .pc-style table { font-size:0.82em; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"pc-title\"\u003eAvailable Colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#FFFFFF\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#25282A\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#CABFAD\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#97999B\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSport Grey\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#263147\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNavy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#E4C6D4\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight Pink\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#224D8F\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoyal\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#5F605B\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePepper\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#424F5A\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Heather\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#2F4538\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForest Green\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pc-swatch\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 120 120\" width=\"56\" height=\"56\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M40,8 L25,8 L4,26 L18,46 L30,36 L30,112 L90,112 L90,36 L102,46 L116,26 L95,8 L80,8 C80,20 71,26 60,26 C49,26 40,20 40,8 Z\" fill=\"#A4C8E1\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight Blue\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 in (86.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (92 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5 in (85 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (74 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (102 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35 in (89 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (112 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.5 in (93 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (79 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (122 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 in (97 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.5 in (100 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (84 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.5 in (100 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 in (86 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 in (99 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 in (68.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5 in (85.09 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34.5 in (87.63 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35.5 in (90.17 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.5 in (92.71 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37.5 in (95.25 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38.5 in (97.79 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64 in (162.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39.5 in (100.33 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 in (68.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64 in (162.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePick your color from the chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your size using the size guide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart – we’ll handle the rest!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eMade in:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eRush Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eWorldwide:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour order is \u003cstrong\u003efreshly printed just for you\u003c\/strong\u003e. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 Shop the full catalog at \u003cstrong\u003eDistortTees.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Bold designs, premium comfort.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DistortTees","offers":[{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67678804508830,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67678804541598,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67678804574366,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67678804607134,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678804639902,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678804672670,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678804705438,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67678804738206,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67678804770974,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67678804803742,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67678804836510,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678804869278,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678804902046,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67678804934814,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67678804967582,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67678805000350,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67678805033118,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678805065886,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678805098654,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678805131422,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67678805164190,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67678805196958,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67678805229726,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67678805262494,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678805295262,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678805328030,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678805360798,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":67678805393566,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":67678805426334,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":67678805459102,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":67678805491870,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678805524638,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678805557406,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67678805590174,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67678805622942,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67678805655710,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67678805688478,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678805721246,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678805754014,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67678805786782,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67678805819550,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67678805852318,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67678805885086,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678805917854,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678805950622,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67678805983390,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67678806016158,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67678806048926,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67678806081694,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678806114462,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678806147230,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67678806179998,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67678806212766,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67678806245534,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67678806278302,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678806311070,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678806343838,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67678806376606,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67678806409374,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67678806442142,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67678806474910,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678806507678,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678806540446,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67678806573214,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67678806605982,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67678806638750,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67678806671518,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678806704286,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678806737054,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67678806769822,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67678806802590,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67678806835358,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67678806868126,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678806900894,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678806933662,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678806966430,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67678806999198,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67678807031966,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67678807064734,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67678807097502,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678807130270,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678807163038,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67678807195806,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67678807228574,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67678807261342,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67678807294110,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678807326878,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678807359646,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678807392414,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67678807425182,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67678807457950,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67678807490718,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67678807523486,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678807556254,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678807589022,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678807621790,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":67678807654558,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":67678807687326,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":67678807720094,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":67678807752862,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678807785630,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678807818398,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67678807851166,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67678807883934,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67678807916702,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67678807949470,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678807982238,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678808015006,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67678808047774,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67678808080542,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67678808113310,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67678808146078,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678808178846,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678808211614,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67678808244382,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67678808277150,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67678808309918,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67678808342686,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678808375454,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678808408222,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67678808440990,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67678808473758,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67678808506526,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67678808539294,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678808572062,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678808604830,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67678808637598,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67678808670366,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67678808703134,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67678808735902,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678808768670,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678808801438,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67678808834206,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67678808866974,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67678808899742,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67678808932510,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678808965278,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678808998046,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678809030814,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67678809063582,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67678809096350,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67678809129118,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67678809161886,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678809194654,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678809227422,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67678809260190,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67678809292958,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67678809325726,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67678809358494,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678809391262,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678809424030,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678809456798,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67678809489566,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67678809522334,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67678809555102,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67678809587870,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678809620638,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678809653406,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67678809686174,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":67678809718942,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":67678809751710,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":67678809784478,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":67678809817246,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678809850014,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678809882782,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67678809915550,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67678809948318,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67678809981086,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67678810013854,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678810046622,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678810079390,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67678810112158,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67678810144926,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67678810177694,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67678810210462,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678810243230,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678810275998,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67678810308766,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67678810341534,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67678810374302,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67678810407070,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678810439838,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678810472606,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67678810505374,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67678810538142,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67678810570910,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67678810603678,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678810636446,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678810669214,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67678810701982,"sku":null,"price":36.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67678810734750,"sku":null,"price":37.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67678810767518,"sku":null,"price":38.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67678810800286,"sku":null,"price":39.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678810833054,"sku":null,"price":40.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678810865822,"sku":null,"price":41.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":67678810898590,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":67678810931358,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":67678810964126,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":67678810996894,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678811029662,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678811062430,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":67678811095198,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":67678811127966,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":67678811160734,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":67678811193502,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678811226270,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678811259038,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":67678811291806,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":67678811324574,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":67678811357342,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67678811390110,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678811422878,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678811455646,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ S","offer_id":67678811488414,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ M","offer_id":67678811521182,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ L","offer_id":67678811553950,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":67678811586718,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678811619486,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678811652254,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":67678811685022,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":67678811717790,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":67678811750558,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":67678811783326,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678811816094,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678811848862,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":67678811881630,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":67678811914398,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":67678811947166,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":67678811979934,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678812012702,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678812045470,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":67678812078238,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":67678812111006,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":67678812143774,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":67678812176542,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678812209310,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678812242078,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":67678812274846,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":67678812307614,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":67678812340382,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67678812373150,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678812405918,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678812438686,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":67678812471454,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":67678812504222,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":67678812536990,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":67678812569758,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67678812602526,"sku":null,"price":34.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67678812635294,"sku":null,"price":35.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/3660\/0990\/files\/The-Tortured-Moms-Department-Mama-Swift-T-shirt-1.jpg?v=1792660448","url":"https:\/\/distorttees.com\/products\/the-tortured-moms-department-mama-swift-t-shirt","provider":"Distort Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}