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Classic Dave Portnoy Wearing Panda Gorilla Tiger And Fox Betting Zoo Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Classic Dave Portnoy Wearing Panda Gorilla Tiger And Fox Betting Zoo Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
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$18.94 USD
Regular price
$26.94 USD
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$18.94 USD
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Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton
Picture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just know it’s the one. Soft Gildan® fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a mood.
📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
- 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
- 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) – warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Color & Size Guide
Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:


- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!
When Will It Arrive?
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.
🛒 Discover more at DistortTees.com – where great design meets great quality.
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