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Classic Gnome When You Are Feeling Festive But Are Still An Asshole T Shirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Classic Gnome When You Are Feeling Festive But Are Still An Asshole T Shirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
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$18.94 USD
Regular price
$26.94 USD
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$18.94 USD
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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You
Not to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobe’s been waiting for. Premium Gildan® fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.
📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
Here’s Why It’s Worth It
- 🎨 Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
- 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
- 🇺🇸 Sustainably Sourced – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.
Materials & Specs
- Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Choose Your Style
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
When Will It Arrive?
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!
🛒 Browse the collection at DistortTees.com. Every piece, premium quality.
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