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Classic Grinch I Am Not An Early Bird Or A Night Owl Im Some Sort Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Classic Grinch I Am Not An Early Bird Or A Night Owl Im Some Sort Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
  • 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Material Details

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Choose Your Style

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  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
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Shipping Details

  • Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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