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Classic Grinch You Think I Am Sassy You Should Meet The Girl I Gave Birth Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Classic Grinch You Think I Am Sassy You Should Meet The Girl I Gave Birth Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
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$18.94 USD
Regular price
$26.94 USD
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$18.94 USD
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Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks
You didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.
📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
Here’s Why It’s Worth It
- 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
- 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
- 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Size & Color Options
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Check the color and size chart above.
- Select your style, color, and size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery Info
- ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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