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Classic New Bowling For Soup Christmas Jerry Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Classic New Bowling For Soup Christmas Jerry Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Fresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You

Picture this: you throw it on, look in the mirror, and just know it’s the one. Soft Gildan® fabric, print that pops, comfort that lasts all day. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a mood.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

The Good Stuff

  • 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
  • 🇺🇸 Trust the Source – Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.

Materials & Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Size & Color Options

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

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  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Delivery & Handling

  • Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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