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Classic Santa Working It At The Pole Dancing Ugly Christmas Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Classic Santa Working It At The Pole Dancing Ugly Christmas Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
Regular price $26.94 USD Sale price $18.94 USD
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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
  • 🧵 Feels Like a Hug – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
  • 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

What It’s Made Of

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Shipping Details

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.

🛒 Head to DistortTees.com for more. Quality prints. Premium fabric. Happy customers.

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