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Wearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®

Real talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.

📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.

What Makes It Hit Different

• 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
• 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
• 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
• 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Fabric Breakdown

• Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
• Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
• Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:

1. Check the color and size chart above.
2. Select your style, color, and size.
3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

Shipping Details

• ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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