Official Sorry I Sprayed That Wd40 In Your Mouth But It Did Stop That Noise Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Statement Apparel – Premium Quality, Printed on Demand

You didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.

📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.

The Good Stuff

• 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
• 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
• 👕 Move Freely – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
• 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Material Details

• Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
• Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
• Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
2. Check the size chart for measurements.
3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

When Will It Arrive?

• ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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