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Official Timothy Theory Cannibal Christmas Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Official Timothy Theory Cannibal Christmas Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You
That feeling when someone stops you and says “yo, where’d you get that?” – that’s what this is. Premium Gildan® cotton, DTG-printed so the colors hit different and never fade. Your new go-to, trust us.
📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
Here’s Why It’s Worth It
- 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
- 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
- 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Material Details
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.
Shipping & Delivery
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
🛒 Shop the full catalog at DistortTees.com. Bold designs, premium comfort.
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