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Officials Ed Gein Inspired Merry Christmas Morther Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Officials Ed Gein Inspired Merry Christmas Morther Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout – every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.

The Good Stuff

  • 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
  • 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
  • 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

What It’s Made Of

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Your Perfect Match

Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:

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  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

When Will It Arrive?

  • Made in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
  • Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.

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