Officials Feed Me To The Lesbians Ornaments Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.

📸 The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

• 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
• 🧵 Premium Feel – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.
• 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
• 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Fabric Specs

• T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
• Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
• Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Your Perfect Match

Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:

1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Delivery Info

• ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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