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Officials Soylent Green 100 Percent Organic People Made For The Masses Sourced From The Masses

Officials Soylent Green 100 Percent Organic People Made For The Masses Sourced From The Masses

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order

That feeling when someone stops you and says “yo, where’d you get that?” – that’s what this is. Premium Gildan® cotton, DTG-printed so the colors hit different and never fade. Your new go-to, trust us.

📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
  • 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
  • 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Fabric Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Size & Color Options

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping & Delivery

  • Made in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
  • Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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