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Officials This American Patriot Bleeds Red Pisses Blue Shits White Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Officials This American Patriot Bleeds Red Pisses Blue Shits White Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.

Why Everyone’s Grabbing This

  • 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
  • 🧵 Premium Feel – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.
  • 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
  • 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Fabric Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Find Your Perfect Fit

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  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

When Will It Arrive?

  • Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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