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Original Dear Santa Im Really Trying Halloween Lover Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Original Dear Santa Im Really Trying Halloween Lover Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
Regular price $26.94 USD Sale price $18.94 USD
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Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
  • 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
  • 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
  • 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Fabric Breakdown

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

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  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

When Will It Arrive?

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

🛒 More to love at DistortTees.com. Designed for you, printed with pride.

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