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Original If You See Me Smilling Its Because Im Thinking Of Doing Something Evil And Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Original If You See Me Smilling Its Because Im Thinking Of Doing Something Evil And Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
Regular price $26.94 USD Sale price $18.94 USD
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Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • 🧵 Fabric That Delivers – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Material Details

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

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  1. Pick your color from the chart above.
  2. Choose your size using the size guide.
  3. Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!

Shipping Details

  • Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We don’t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

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