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Original Jesus Sorry Im Late I Was Fucking Dead Paint Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Original Jesus Sorry Im Late I Was Fucking Dead Paint Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Regular price
$18.94 USD
Regular price
$26.94 USD
Sale price
$18.94 USD
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order
Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.
📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
- 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
- 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
What It’s Made Of
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
Shipping & Delivery
- ✅ Made in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
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