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Original Ricky Bobby Happy Birthday 8 Pound Six Ounce Newborn Infant Jesus Tacky Ugly Christmas
Original Ricky Bobby Happy Birthday 8 Pound Six Ounce Newborn Infant Jesus Tacky Ugly Christmas
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Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks
Not to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobe’s been waiting for. Premium Gildan® fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.
📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
Why Everyone’s Grabbing This
- 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
- 🧵 Feels Like a Hug – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.
- 👕 Designed for Real Life – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Your Perfect Match
Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and you’re all set!
When Will It Arrive?
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We don’t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.
🛒 Shop the full catalog at DistortTees.com. Bold designs, premium comfort.
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