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Premium Chicken The Older I Get The More I Understand Why Roosters Start T Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium Chicken The Older I Get The More I Understand Why Roosters Start T Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
  • 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • 👕 Your New Daily Driver – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • 🇺🇸 Sustainably Sourced – US Cotton Trust Protocol. From farm to fabric – responsible at every step.

Material Details

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Color & Size Guide

Reference the charts below before you order:

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  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

When Will It Arrive?

  • Made in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
  • Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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