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Premium Cow I Have Got 3 Rules Dont Lie _cf_84_ce_bf _ce_bc_ce_b5 Dont Use Me And Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium Cow I Have Got 3 Rules Dont Lie _cf_84_ce_bf _ce_bc_ce_b5 Dont Use Me And Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order

Real talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
  • 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Fabric & Construction

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Size & Color Options

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
  2. Check the size chart for measurements.
  3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

When Will It Arrive?

  • Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

🛒 See our full range at DistortTees.com. Premium quality, every single time.

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