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Premium Golden Retriever Oh I Pissed You Off Suck It Up Buttercup T Shirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium Golden Retriever Oh I Pissed You Off Suck It Up Buttercup T Shirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Original Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print

You didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
  • 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Materials & Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
  • Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Choose Your Style

Reference the charts below before you order:

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  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping Details

  • Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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