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Premium Grinch I Dont Pretend To Be Something Im Not I Know Im A Bitch Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Premium Grinch I Dont Pretend To Be Something Im Not I Know Im A Bitch Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Regular price
$18.94 USD
Regular price
$26.94 USD
Sale price
$18.94 USD
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Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks
First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.
📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.
Why This Stands Out
- 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
- 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
- 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Material Details
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3–6 oz) – lightweight, breathable.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Size & Color Options
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- Pick your color from the chart above.
- Choose your size using the size guide.
- Add to cart – we’ll handle the rest!
Shipping & Returns
- ✅ Made in: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.
🛒 Head to DistortTees.com for more. Quality prints. Premium fabric. Happy customers.
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