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Premium Jesus Said There Would Be Haters Vintage Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Premium Jesus Said There Would Be Haters Vintage Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You

You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildan® fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.

📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
  • 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

What It’s Made Of

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Your Perfect Match

Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:

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Size Chart

  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

When Will It Arrive?

  • Production Time: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Delivery: 3–7 business days.
  • US Rush Option: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Rest of World: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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