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Trending You Wouldt Steal A Greenland Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Trending You Wouldt Steal A Greenland Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Wearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®

Not to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobe’s been waiting for. Premium Gildan® fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.

📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

The Good Stuff

  • 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • 🧵 Quality on Another Level – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Responsibly dyed, ridiculously soft.
  • 👕 Your New Daily Driver – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
  • 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric Breakdown

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Color & Size Guide

Reference the charts below before you order:

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  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

When Will It Arrive?

  • Made in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
  • Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We don’t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

🛒 Visit DistortTees.com for more styles. Crafted with care, delivered with love.

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