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Classic Taxes Are Gay Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Classic Taxes Are Gay Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Regular price $18.94 USD
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Unique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • 🎨 Fade-Proof Color – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
  • 🧵 Premium Feel – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.
  • 👕 Comfort First, Always – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Fabric Specs

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Color & Size Guide

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

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Size Chart

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

When Will It Arrive?

  • Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We don’t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

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