New Homer Simpsons You Dont Win Friends With Salad Circle Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Original Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.

The Good Stuff

• 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
• 🧵 Buttery Soft Fabric – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.
• 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
• 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Fabric Breakdown

• T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
• Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
• Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Size & Color Options

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

1. Review the color & size charts.
2. Select your preferred options.
3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Shipping & Returns

• ✅ Made in: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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