Official Drunker Than A Raccoon In A Liquor Store Bathroom Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildan® fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.

📸 The photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Pick your style and we handle the rest.

What Makes It Hit Different

• 🎨 Studio-Grade Print – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
• 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
• 👕 Move Freely – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
• 🇺🇸 Responsibly Made – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.

Fabric Specs

• T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
• Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
• Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Color & Size Guide

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

1. Check the color and size chart above.
2. Select your style, color, and size.
3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

Shipping & Returns

• ✅ Made in: 1–3 business days.
• 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
• ⚡ Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
• 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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